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Indica Hybrid
Purple Mercury + Guava Now N Later + Watermellos

Packaged On: 10/28/2025 Total Terpenes: 7.69%

TASTING NOTES: Strong fruity marshmallow aroma with sugary citrus fruit candy undertones.

We recommend storing hardware upright at room temperature.

Hardware: 0.5g O2 Disposable – All-glass, metal-free construction with rechargeable 330mAh battery, inhale-activated dual air intake, and advanced ceramic technology.

Pure Landrace Sativa Effects: Energetic, Focused, Creative Flavor: Earthy, Sweet Aroma: Earthy Terpenes: Terpinolene, Beta Caryophyllene, Alpha Humulene The global favorite, Durban Poison, is a pure sativa cannabis strain that’s known for its pleasurable sweet, earthy and piney smell and flavor that leaves a citrusy aftertaste. Its high tends to spark creativity and productivity, inducing the consumer with a burst of energy and sociability. Some reviewers have described it to be the “espresso of strains” since it also tends to keep one clear-headed.

-3D X Datura
-Sativa
-Flavor: Turpentine, Lemon-lime, Mango, Floral, Gas
-Aroma: Pine, Lime, Sweet, Acrid, Citrus
-Benefits: Uplifted, Stoned, Happy, Dazed
-Florida Man combines 3D and Datura from Pacha’s Select. You’d have to be deep in the Florida swamps to dream up something as daring as this. 3D, from Swamp Boys, is a monstrous giant, armed with limey gas cannons for flowers. When combined with Datura, it gave birth to Florida Man, a homage to the greats. This beast isn’t just impressive in size; it drips with terps. Terpinolene takes the lead, orchestrating a harmonious blend rounded out by pungent gas and a bright citrus profile. It’s a horticultural adventure, high-yielding, potent, and carrying a touch of the eccentric. Florida Man is more than just a cultivar; it’s a journey into the wild, aromatic world of cannabis.

Meowzers is a hybrid variety created by Swamp Boys Seeds consisting of Triangle Kush Purple Pakastani X Lemon Maraschino. Medium evenly branched traditional Afghani type plants with purple, apple red, and black flowers to be found. Extremely rank watermelon, cat piss, motor oil and cognac vapors with the taste to match. Heavy sedative high, good for pain relief, and anxiety. She is a newborn classic.

The most demonic 3.5 grams of cannabis on the market. Each glass jar contains a 1/8oz of high quality Flower perfect for a joint or a bowl before your next seance, ritual or metal concert. Grown in the pits of hell by the Devil himself and sold exclusively in Massachusetts. Sell your soul and experience pure evil in smokeable form.

Florida Man
3D X Datura
Sativa Leaning Effects
Flavor: Turpentine, Lemon-lime, Mango, Floral, Gas
Aroma: Pine, Lime, Sweet, Acrid, Citrus
Benefits: Uplifted, Stoned, Happy, Dazed
The most demonic 3.5 grams of cannabis on the market. Each glass jar contains a 1/8oz of high quality Flower perfect for a joint or a bowl before your next seance, ritual or metal concert. Grown in the pits of hell by the Devil himself and sold exclusively in Massachusetts. Sell your soul and experience pure evil in smokeable form.

Power Mintz #10 X KY Jealousy #12

Hybrid

Flavor: Tangie, Funk, Cake

Aroma: Citrus, Marshmallow, Cream, Mothballs

Benefits: Euphoric, Dazed, Dreamy

The most demonic 3.5 grams of cannabis on the market. Each glass jar contains a 1/8oz of high quality Flower perfect for a joint or a bowl before your next seance, ritual or metal concert. Grown in the pits of hell by the Devil himself and sold exclusively in Massachusetts. Sell your soul and experience pure evil in smokeable form.

GMO
Indica Dominant Hybrid
Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg
Top Terpenes:
Total Terpenes: 7.42%
GMO Badder is a heavy indica-leaning strain with a distinct pale orange color and a pungent, gassy, musky, and garlic aroma. On the inhale, you’ll experience a strong taste of gas and garlic that perfectly matches its bold scent. Users often report a combination of a soothing body high, a relaxed head high, and a deep sense of relaxation. This strain is ideal for those seeking intense indica effects with a potent, flavorful profile to match. Perfect for users who enjoy powerful, full-bodied experiences.
Solvents Used: Butane/Propane
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GMO
Híbrido Dominante en Indica
Linaje: Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg
Principales Terpenos:
Terpenos Totales:
GMO Badder es una cepa con predominancia índica que presenta un color naranja pálido distintivo y un aroma fuerte a gasolina, almizcle y ajo. Al inhalar, experimentarás un sabor intenso a gasolina y ajo que coincide perfectamente con su audaz fragancia. Los usuarios a menudo reportan una combinación de un subidón corporal relajante, un subidón mental tranquilo y una profunda sensación de relajación. Esta cepa es ideal para quienes buscan efectos intensos de índica con un perfil potente y sabroso para acompañarlo. Perfecta para los usuarios que disfrutan de experiencias poderosas y completas.
Solventes utilizados: Butano/Propano

Sweet and refreshing, our Mixed Berry gummies will take you to a summer afternoon on your favorite pier. With 5mg of THC per gummy you can dose with ease.

Directions for use: Ingest 1 serving, wait up to 2 hours for effects. “Start low and slow”

Ingredients: Granulate Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Gelatin, Dextrose Powder, Citric Acid, Lecithin, Artificial Flavoring, Hash Rosin (Grape Cream Cake).

Motorbreath
Indica-Hybrid
Lineage: Chemdog D x SFV OG
Breeder: Pisces Genetics
Top Terpenes: ß-Caryophyllene, ß-Myrcene, d-Limonene
Total Terpenes: 6.88%
Motorbreath badder is an indica leaning hybrid strain. The aroma is lemony, pine and plenty of gas. It’s known for its earthy, peppery, gassy flavor. It provides a deep relaxing, full-body high that eases muscle inflammation and body pain. Perfect for after a long day, leaving you physically relaxed and happy.
Solvents used: Butane/Propane

Banana Lemon Cupcake

Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze
Hybrid – Sativa Leaning Effects
A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.
Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Pine

Another Level is an absolute standout from our initial round of breeding. When we crossed our selection of GMO Z******* with ETHOS Genetics Endgame #3 clone, the resulting hybrid was truly on “Another Level”. After running out hundreds of seeds and hunting through many spectacular plants, we selected a standout keeper Pheno for production. Another Level reeks of garlic, skunk and Chemdog on the frontend, with strawberries and candy on the backend. It’s the perfect balance of funk and fruit that delivers a strong smoking experience.

Breeder: Happy Valley Genetics powered by ETHOS
Genetics: GMOZ x End Game#3
Flavor Profile: Garlic, Strawberries, Earthy

Lemon Smuggler

Han Solo Burger x Super Lemon Haze #119

Hybrid

A new hybrid flower offering bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics that crosses the pungent Han Solo Burger with our Super Lemon Haze #119. This led to a visually stunning new genetic with dense trichome covered flowers and purple hues throughout. Lemon Smuggler has classic old school cannabis vibes that hits strong behind the eyes, is super potent but relaxing and enjoyable. The aroma and flavor is complex due to the unique combination of genetics, you get some of the skunk and acrid funk of the Han Solo Burger but its balance with earthy, spicy flavors of classic haze