Cannabis Products For Sale

GMO x Chem Dog I-95

Hybrid – Indica Leaning Effects

Dirty Taxi is a legendary indica-dominant hybrid bred by Top Dawg Seeds. It leaves an unforgettable impression with its distinctive Chemdog aroma and packs a punch when smoked. Its complex scent profile combines sweet, diesel, and earthy notes, while creating a unique and strong experience. Anyone who loves GMO or Sour Diesel is sure to enjoy this trip down memory lane.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Hash Burger

(Han Solo Burger x Black Triangle Kush) x Double Burger

Hybrid- Indica Leaning Effects

We sourced this amazing clone straight from the breeder, Skunk House Genetics. It is truly the pinnacle of GMO and Chemdog related cultivars, with a perfect balance of funk from its legendary parents. This indica leaning hybrid delivers a strong but relaxing experience that any new or seasoned cannabis connoisseur will love. Hash Burger packs a punch so be prepared for nasty, skunky smells and flavors that old school heads love to reminisce about.

Flavor Profile: Skunk, Gas, Garlic

This potent Hybrid strain, a cross of Sugar Coat and Bakers Dozen, offers a unique sensory experience. Sugar Shack #5 is packed with an aromatic blend of fuel, skunk, exotic candy, and fruit accents, delivering a rich and smooth smoke. Its extraordinary terpene profile ensures a great smoking experience, making it a standout choice for cannabis enthusiasts. Whether you are searching for premium cannabis flower or exploring the best hybrid strains, Sugar Shack #5 is a must-try for its unparalleled quality and effects.

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

Breeder: Happy Valley Genetics
Genetics: Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze
Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Super Lemon Haze 2.0

Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Super Lemon Haze 2.0

Motorbreath #15 x Super Lemon Haze

Sativa Leaning Effects

Flavor Profile: Lemon, Pine, Candy

This new Sativa is the result of some of Happy Valley Genetics best in-house breeding work to date! We crossed our award-winning Super Lemon Haze with the legendary Motorbreath#15 and selected an exquisite lemony fragrance phenotype. The distinct bright, citrus, lemon flavor coats the palate on the front end with some of the lime and pine notes of Motorbreath#15 lingering on the exhale. It combines the smooth smoke of classic OG Kush hybrids with the uplifting and cerebral sativa experience of Super Lemon Haze. This truly captures the best of both worlds from its parents and delivers a new and unique experience.

When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

The delicious Root Beer Gummies by Happy Valley are expertly prepared and available in a 20-pack (100mg THC total, 5mg THC per gummy). Made from hybrid distillate oil, these gummies offer a balanced experience perfect for daily enjoyment.

These gummies are always free of artificial colors and flavors and are Gluten Free, made with all-natural ingredients. The classic, sweet Root Beer flavor provides a comforting and familiar taste for consumers.

Accurately dosed for reliable effects, these gummies are a great choice for those seeking a consistent and naturally flavored edible experience.

Feel like it’s time to hit pause, take a breath, and realign with your center? Orchard Peach Camino Sours gummies are here to gently guide you back to balance and tranquility, especially when life’s demands start to tip the scales. With a harmonious blend of 5MG THC and 5MG CBD, these gummies offer a journey towards both upliftment and groundedness, catering to your mind and body in equal measure.

THC and CBD, the dynamic duo at the heart of these vegan gummies, work in tandem to help support harmony. THC, renowned for its euphoric properties, lifts your spirits and infuses your outlook with positivity, while CBD, celebrated for its calming effects, soothes both body and mind, allowing you to find your footing amidst the whirlwind of everyday life.

Whether you’re seeking a lift in mood or simply a moment of peace, let Orchard Peach Camino Sours be your ally in the journey back to balance and self-care. Each bite is not just a treat for your taste buds, but a gentle reminder to prioritize your well-being.

Terpenes: Limonene, Beta-Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Nerolidol, Humulene

SYRUP is a sweet and smooth delight that combines the candy-like burst of Lemon Cherry Gelato (LCG) with the grounding potency of a classic OG. This hybrid strain’s rich, sugary flavor is sure to please the senses, with bright notes of lemon, cherry, and subtle hints of pine that make each inhale as enticing as the last.

SYRUP’s effects are balanced, bringing a calming relaxation that enhances focus without leaving you couch-locked. Perfect for social gatherings or diving into a creative project, SYRUP keeps you alert yet at ease, offering a high that’s as enjoyable for deep work as it is for unwinding with friends. A crowd-pleaser with both flavor and effect, SYRUP is as versatile as it is delicious.

Skunkset – Black Amber

Skunkset: a potent and unique cannabis strain bred by Fullmoon Genetics, showcasing the powerful lineage of GMO and OZ Kush BX2. This breeder’s cut delivers a standout flavor profile that blends pungent fuel with an unmistakable funky twist, accented by a bold halitosis-like finish. The aroma is intense and unapologetically loud, filling the air with a rich, gassy musk that lingers long after it’s experienced.

The effects of Skunkset are as striking as its flavor. This indica-dominant hybrid delivers a heavy-hitting cerebral high, creating a euphoric and hazy headspace that melts away stress and mental tension. As the high progresses, a deep, floaty body relaxation takes over, leaving users in a tranquil, almost weightless state. It’s perfect for winding down after a long day, managing physical discomfort, or simply sinking into a deeply meditative experience.

Gary Payton is a balanced hybrid strain resulting from the cross of The Y (also known as Y Griega) and Snowman, bred collaboratively by Cookies and Powerzzzup Genetics. This strain is celebrated for its potent effects and unique flavor profile. Users report an immediate onset of euphoria and increased energy, accompanied by enhanced focus and occasional fits of giggles. The flavor is a complex blend of spicy, sweet, and savory diesel notes with a lightly herbal exhale. Gary Payton is often chosen to alleviate conditions such as headaches, chronic stress, anxiety, depression, and ADD or ADHD.

Indica-Hybrid | Oreoz x Jet Fuel Gelato

The sweet-tart creamy citrus and frosting aromas and flavors make this dessert strain better than any of grandma’s recipes. Starting with a quick cerebral rush of euphoria followed by heavy sedation, you will refresh the mind before slipping into full-body relaxation.