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A new release bred in-house by Happy Valley Genetics , fresh and tested on 10/01/2025 combines an old school Sativa classic, Super Lemon Haze with a modern-day Hybrid Banana Jealousy. The strong lemon candy Super Lemon Haze flavor perfectly meets the sweet, earthy, creamy smell and flavor of the Banana Jealousy.
CULTIVAR PROFILE
Top 3 Terpenes:
Limonene – Citrus
Caryophyllene – Peppery
Myrcene — Herbal
Species: Hybrid
Breeder: Happy Valley Genetics powered by Ethos
Genetics: Banana Jealousy x Super Lemon Haze
Flavor Profile: Floral, Earthy, Pine

TASTING NOTES: Strong lemon and lime fruit aroma with gas undertones

Purple Lambo + Caddiez

TASTING NOTES: Strong sweet OG funk aroma with gassy undertones

Cold Heat X Zonuts
TAC=80.60
Terps- 8.78%
Exp Date: 1/17/2027

Zeclair is a cross between Cold Heat and Zonuts. It provides relaxing and calming effects without too much physical sedation, making this a perfect choice for movie nights or relaxing with friends. Zeclair offers aromas reminiscent of sour lime, perfume and raisins, while its flavor is more akin to sweet, earthy vanilla and woody undertones.

TASTING NOTES: Strong melting ice cream aroma with zkittles undertones.

Orange Soda is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through crossing the delicious Tangie X Grandma’s Cookies strains. The perfect tasty wake-and-bake, Orange Soda packs a mouthwatering flavor and energizing high that will get your mind working in no time at all. You’ll feel the effects hit your brain as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with a burst of energy that has you feeling creatively inspired and ready to get to work. You’ll feel happy in this state with a smile on your face and a pep in your step. A light physical relaxation accompanies this cerebral boost, helping you to feel pain-free without affecting your energy level. These effects make Orange Soda the perfect option for treating patients suffering from conditions such as bipolar disorder, depression or mood swings, chronic stress or anxiety and insomnia. This bud has a classic sour citrusy orange flavor with a sugary sweet banana exhale. The aroma is of sour citrusy oranges accented by spicy flowers and fresh earthiness.

Gush Mints x Purple Ice Water

TASTING NOTES: Strong blue candy aroma with gassy blue sports drink undertones and a cold cure texture with a wet badder consistency.

Our premium live hash rosin comes from first and second wash trichomes with where only the 70-149 microns are captured to press.

We recommend refrigerating between sessions but letting the jar rise to room temperature before opening and consuming for the best experience.

TAC=89.417 Terps=7.25%
Tested 11/29/25
Melonade/Gushers x Purple Ice Water

TASTING NOTES: Strong fruity marshmallow aroma with watermelon undertones and a cold cure texture with a wet badder consistency.

Our premium live hash rosin comes from first and second wash trichomes with where only the 70-149 microns are captured to press.

We recommend refrigerating between sessions but letting the jar rise to room temperature before opening and consuming for the best experience.

TAC:36%
TERPS:3.34%
Tested on 8/31/26
MEOW is brought to us by Prolific Coast Seeds crossing Raw X PCS1 to form this well-balanced hybrid. This flower has chunky minty light green nugs that have a light peppered cream aroma with a granola funk taste. Even though this hybrid is indica leaning, MEOW can offer racy and energetic highs for some, while others report euphoria and significant mood lifts.

• Cream
• Peppery
• Granola Funk

Try this favorite and enjoy the energetic, euphoric high she boasts along with her delicious creamy, peppery flavors.

Float through the flavorful fog of Kush Fumez. This hybrid cross of OGKB 2.1 x Candy Fumez blends creamy sweetness and musky dankness, offering a rich and balanced sensory experience. Notes of peppery spice and doughy gas add bold complexity to its flavor profile.

Dulce De Uva is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Grape Pie and OG Kush. This strain has a sweet and fruity flavor that resembles a grape candy with a hint of vanilla. Dulce De Uva effects include happiness, relaxation, and gigglyness. Medical marijuana patients often choose Dulce De Uva when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, stress, and depression. Bred by Bloom Seed Co, Dulce De Uva features flavors like grape, sweet, and vanilla. The dominant terpene of this strain is myrcene.

Sometimes, you need a bigger hit of good vibes. The 2g Old Pal Blunt is filled with hand-rolled, high-quality, high-potency cannabis – no trim or shake, just delicious full flower wrapped to perfection with hemp paper and fitted with a reusable glass tip for your smoking pleasure.

Platinum Gelato is created through crossing the classic Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies X Sunset Sherbet strains. Named for its gorgeous appearance and amazing flavor, Platinum Gelato is perfect for any hybrid lover. This bud has hugely oversized and dense triangle-shaped bright neon green nugs with lots of thin, dark orange hairs and a super thick and frosty coating of silvery green chunky crystal trichomes.