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GovernMint Oasis has a minty profile accented by spicy gas, sour lemon-lime, and a punch of earthy garlic, mushrooms, & onions true to her lineage. As soon as you exhale, she’ll hit you full-force with a sense of euphoria that instantly wipes away any negativity or racing thoughts. Users report a sense of euphoria and mental calm along with an overall relaxed body experience.

CRUDE BOYS presents Tangie Dream, a premium 1g 510 thread cartridge that delivers an electrifying citrus experience with every draw. This sleek vape cartridge showcases the iconic Tangie genetics, renowned for its sweet tangerine and tropical orange flavors that dance across your palate. The bright, zesty aroma instantly energizes the senses while smooth vapor delivers uplifting and creative effects perfect for daytime use. Tangie Dream’s terpene-rich profile combines citrus burst with subtle earthy undertones, making it ideal for those seeking focus and euphoria without heavy sedation. Compatible with any standard 510 thread battery, this convenient cartridge offers consistent potency and exceptional flavor from first puff to last. Whether you’re tackling creative projects, socializing with friends, or simply elevating your everyday routine, Tangie Dream by CRUDE BOYS provides a flavorful, energetic experience that keeps you motivated and inspired throughout your day.

A flavor-forward hybrid that blends sharp citrus zest with sugary candy sweetness. The Meyers Lemon influence shines through with bright lemon peel and tangy citrus oil, while Kid Dynamite adds a smooth, sweet backbone with subtle gas. Expect a mouthwatering mix of sweet-and-sour candy, lemon drops, and a faint creamy finish.

Lineage: Kid Dynamite x Meyers Lemons

Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid

Smell/Taste: Lemon Candy | Citrus Zest | Sweet | Light Gas

Fossil Fuel is a wild indica with roots in Pineapple Fruz and Permanent Marker, blending fruity sweetness with sharp, gassy funk for a flavor that hits like a scented marker flashback. The high settles in low and slow, relaxing the body while keeping your mind just sharp enough to explore. Perfect for end-of-day unwinding or digging into your favorite pastime.

Lineage: Pineapple Fruz x Permanent Marker

Strain Type: Indica

Smell/Taste: Pineapple | Candy | Chemical | Gas

A bold cross of Permanent Marker and Pineapple Fruz that delivers a sweet and fruity experience with a strong gassy undertone. This strain’s pungent aroma of dank pineapple and lime is complemented by floral, candy, and gas funk.

.Lineage: Pineapple Fruz X Permanent Marker

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Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid
Smell/Taste: Pineapple | Lime | Gas | Candy

Total Terps: ~ 1.96%

Top Terps: D-Limonene | a-Pinene | ß-Pinene | Eucalyptol

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*Total terpene percentages are estimated based on a single representative batch of flower. Natural variation between harvests may result in slight differences. Terps over 0.19% listed.*

Blooberry is a balanced 50/50 hybrid that leans into deep berry richness with a funky twist. Gypsy Road brings earthy depth and subtle spice, while Dale Dillinger layers in sweet, jammy blueberry notes and a touch of skunky gas. The smoke opens with ripe berry sweetness and finishes with a slightly herbal, diesel-kissed exhale.

Lineage: Gypsy Road x Dale Dillinger

Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid

Smell/Taste: Blueberry | Sweet | Earthy | Diesel | Herbal

Fossil Fuel:
Pineapple Fruz x Permanent Marker
Indica

Fossil Fuel is a wild indica with roots in Pineapple Fruz and Permanent Marker, blending fruity sweetness with sharp, gassy funk for a flavor that hits like a scented marker flashback. The high settles in low and slow, relaxing the body while keeping your mind just sharp enough to explore. Perfect for end-of-day unwinding or digging into your favorite pastime.

A balanced hybrid that fuses loud fuel with creamy tropical sweetness. Kid Dynamite 2 brings the punchy gas and sharp funk, while Bananaconda smooths it out with ripe banana and a subtle creamy finish. The result is a rich, diesel-forward smoke.

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Lineage: Kid Dynamite 2 x Bananaconda

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Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid

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Smell/Taste: Gas | Banana | Sweet Cream | Funk

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Total Terps: ~ 1.67%

Top Terps: D-Limonene | ß-Caryophyllene | ß-Pinene | a-Humulene

Meet the limited-time drop that’s setting the tone for the season: Orange Cream Pop.

This isn’t just another flavor — it’s a full-on throwback with a twist. Bright, juicy orange layered over smooth vanilla cream creates that nostalgic, melt-in-the-sun vibe you already know, but elevated with the kind of THC and terp profile Hellavated is known for.

It’s sweet, citrusy, and indulgent in all the right ways — the kind of flavor that doesn’t just complement the experience, it defines it. For 4/20, Orange Cream Pop isn’t just part of the lineup — it is the moment.

Sativa-hybrid pheno, descended from Cereal Milk x Ghostface OG, bred by Equinox Seeds. Bold, earthy flavor with a hint of pine. An intense, energetic burst of cerebral stimulation and creativity that invigorates the user in anticipation of the day to come. Consumers report this strain to provide relief from depression, fatigue, and stress.

Hybrid pheno of Rainbow Chip, descended from Sunset Sherbet and Mint Chocolate Chip, bred by Exotic Genetix. Sweet and sour flavor reminiscent of candy with mild gassy notes. This strain provides mentally uplifting euphoria with a burst of talkative energy balanced with tension-relieving body relaxation. Consumers report relief from stress and tension without heavy sedation.

TAC=40.11%, TERPS=2.25%
Indica-leaning hybrid pheno of Dark Desire, descended from Cap Junky x KY Jealousy, bred by Ziplock Seeds. Rich, gassy notes with a burst of fruity flavor and zesty lemon-lime undertone. Expect a classic couchlock effect, melting away tension with deep, body-focused relaxation while lifting your spirits with a gentle, euphoric buzz—perfect for unwinding without the heavy sedation. Consumers report relief from anxiety, depression, and stress.