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Kuzco’s Poison combines Datura and Lilac Poison bred by Pacha’s Select. Kuzco’s Poison is a dream. Med branchy but not overly so, round large flower sets that are not overly dense or fluffy. Slippery with terps, paint thinner, pine, eucalyptus, turpentine, citrus, epoxy. Terpenes are life. Truly offensive, and sickeningly alluring at the same time. Kuzco’s Poison will be like nothing else you have ever smoked. You may not be able to live without it ever again. You have been warned.

The Grinch

Lemontree S1 x Strawberry Diesel Mcfly

Hybrid

Flavor: Pencil eraser, lemon, coriander

Aroma: Savory fruit, candle wax

Benefits: Pain relief, happy, relaxed

Lilac Diesel Bx1 X Datura

-Flavor: Tropical Skunk, Sweet, Diesel

-Aroma: Jack, Diesel, Skunk

-Effects: Psychedelic, uplifting, euphoric

-Mescaline is created off the backbone of Pacha’s Selects line of diesel crosses. Combining Lilac Diesel Bx1 an unreleased Lilac Diesel not what you’ve had before with Datura a grandchild of the Lilac Diesel inbred line. Selecting the best traits though generational crossing, then back to the original power house leaves us with a super unique offering. Pungent thick smoke, oily feeling on the inhalation, with a super round profile. Skunky stone fruit, mixed with rubber, and balanced out with a floral nutmeg quality. This balanced hybrid will knock your socks off and leave you dazed in a psychedelic afterglow.

Drip Drop is a potent, flavorful cannabis strain known for its sweet, citrusy, and gas-heavy terpene profile. Primarily a hybrid—often a cross of Royal Cherry Kush and Koffee F5 or Gas Face and Frosted Flakes—it provides a balanced, uplifting cerebral high that transitions into deep relaxation.

Mimosa EVO is a cross made by Barney’s Farm which combines a famous Emerald Triangle cut originally bred by Symbiotic Genetics now supercharged with the priceless Orange Punch from the Barneys Farm vault. This 60% Indica dominant favourite is packed with large frosted buds, rich in star studded cannabinoids and terpenes. Users will adore her zesty tropical lemony citrus taste with hints of berries to accompany the euphoric yet restful effects. Mimosa EVO strain is real food for the brain, expect floaty feelings that will stay with you through the day.

Lineage: Mimosa X Orange Punch

Flavor: Zesty, Tropical, Sweet

Aroma: Berry, lemon, citrus punch

Benefits/Effects: Euphoric and cerebral uplift, enhancing creativity and mental clarity, deep body relaxation, stress relief without causing tiredness

-Lilac Diesel Bx1 X Datura

-Hybrid

-Flavor: Tropical Skunk, Sweet, Diesel

-Aroma: Jack, Diesel, Skunk

-Effects: Psychedelic, uplifting, euphoric

-Mescaline is created off the backbone of Pacha’s Selects line of diesel crosses. Combining Lilac Diesel Bx1 an unreleased Lilac Diesel not what you’ve had before with Datura a grandchild of the Lilac Diesel inbred line. Selecting the best traits though generational crossing, then back to the original power house leaves us with a super unique offering. Pungent thick smoke, oily feeling on the inhalation, with a super round profile. Skunky stone fruit, mixed with rubber, and balanced out with a floral nutmeg quality. This balanced hybrid will knock your socks off and leave you dazed in a psychedelic afterglow.

Bananaconda 4 is a heavy-leaning indica that coils sweet banana cream around deep OG gas. Snakes Cake brings a smooth, dessert-like banana note, while Dual OG tightens it up with earthy pine, fuel, and a kushy backbone. The inhale is creamy and sweet with ripe banana, and the exhale finishes thick with diesel, spice, and classic OG funk. Rich, bold, and built for flavor lovers.
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Lineage: Snakes Cake x Dual OG
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Strain Type: Indica
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Smell/Taste: Banana | Cream | Diesel | Earthy | Pine
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Total Terps: ~ 2.62%
Top Terps: D-Limonene | ß-Myrcene | ß-Caryophyllene | a-Humulene

Lemon Cherry Gelato is a standout 50/50 hybrid that delivers a vibrant, dessert-forward flavor with a citrus twist. Bright lemon zest and sweet cherry candy lead the profile, balanced by creamy gelato undertones and a light gassy finish. Smooth, flavorful, and crowd-pleasing, this strain is as satisfying on the palate as it is well-rounded in experience.
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Lineage: Z*kittlez x Gelato 41
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Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid
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Smell/Taste: Lemon | Cherry | Sweet Cream | Candy | Light Gas

Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid

Lineage: Pineapple Fruz X Permanent Marker

Smell/Taste: Pineapple | Lime | Gas | Candy

Pineapple Junky is a bold cross of Permanent Marker and Pineapple Fruz that delivers a sweet and fruity experience with a strong gassy undertone. This strain’s pungent aroma of dank pineapple and lime is complemented by floral, candy, and gas funk that translates seamlessly into its flavor profile. Expect a rich, earthy finish that lingers long after your sesh, leaving you with a balanced mix of sweet candy-like pineapple and gassy funk. If you’re after a powerful, flavorful experience, Pineapple Junky is the perfect choice.

Blooberry is a balanced 50/50 hybrid that leans into deep berry richness with a funky twist. Gypsy Road brings earthy depth and subtle spice, while Dale Dillinger layers in sweet, jammy blueberry notes and a touch of skunky gas. The smoke opens with ripe berry sweetness and finishes with a slightly herbal, diesel-kissed exhale.

Lineage: Gypsy Road x Dale Dillinger

Strain Type: 50/50 Hybrid

Smell/Taste: Blueberry | Sweet | Earthy | Diesel | Herbal

Animal Tsunami is a potent indica that combines the creamy sweetness of 09′ Animal Cookies with the rich, caramel-diesel funk of Caramel Tsunami. The result is a deeply flavorful strain with notes of sweet dough, gas, and earthy spice that linger on the palate. Its heavy body high delivers deep relaxation and calm, perfect for easing stress or winding down after a long day.

Lineage: 09′ Animal Cookies x Caramel Tsunami

Strain Type: Indica

Smell/Taste: Sweet | Dough | Gas | Earthy

Bananaconda 4 is a heavy-leaning indica that coils sweet banana cream around deep OG gas. Snakes Cake brings a smooth, dessert-like banana note, while Dual OG tightens it up with earthy pine, fuel, and a kushy backbone. The inhale is creamy and sweet with ripe banana, and the exhale finishes thick with diesel, spice, and classic OG funk. Rich, bold, and built for flavor lovers.
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Lineage: Snakes Cake x Dual OG
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Strain Type: Indica
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Smell/Taste: Banana | Cream | Diesel | Earthy | Pine