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TAC=82.7%
TERPS=3.013%
Introducing Governmint Oasis, the strain that feels like a mental vacation funded by imaginary tax dollars. It’s got all the chill of a bureaucrat on a coffee break and all the freshness of mint leaves growing in a secret government garden nobody’s allowed to talk about. Flavor-wise, it’s a wild ride—cool mint meets earthy funk with a whisper of citrus and a dash of “wait, why do I feel so fancy?” The high hits like a smooth policy rollout: calm, collected, and absolutely committed to making sure you don’t do a single productive thing today.

Flavor Profile: Minty fresh • Earthy lime twist • Budget-approved funk.
Effects: Relaxed • Focus-optional • Mellow but majestic • Snack department fully activated.
Pairs Well With: Conspiracy documentaries, comfy pants, and pretending you’re on a high-level task force.

Governmint Oasis – because sometimes, the best policy… is to do absolutely nothing.

TAC=81.9%
Terps=2.2%
Treat yourself to this cosmic hybrid that pairs creamy, earthy sweetness with a bright, zesty lift.

• Strain Type: Hybrid
• Flavor Profile: Creamy, Earthy, Citrus
• Effects: Euphoric, Relaxed, Creative
• Best For: Creative focus or winding down under the stars
• Crosses: Tiger’s Milk x Starfighter

Tiger Moon merges the soothing depth of Tiger’s Milk with Starfighter’s uplifting spark, creating a balanced smoke that hits smooth and leaves you floating. Catch this lunar glow and enjoy a stellar session any time of day.

Sip on this sativa-leaning treat that blends sweet berry and citrus notes into a refreshing, summery vibe.

• Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant
• Flavor Profile: Berry, Citrus, Wine
• Effects: Uplifted, Energetic, Creative
• Best For: Daytime boosts or social hangouts
• Crosses: Red Sangria x Runtz

Sangria Slushy brings a bright, fruity twist to your stash, cultivated for a clean burn and a lively high that sparks inspiration.
Pick this up and kick your day into high gear!

TAC=78.7%
Terps =2.91%
Gelato Pop is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the iconic Gelato XTriangle Kush strains. This delightful bud offers a super sweet flavor and even sweeter high that is often said to be perfect for any kicked back social situation. The taste of Gelato Pop is an excellent blend of its parent strains, with a sweet and creamy citrusy gelato taste accented by touches of spicy black coffee and flowery kush. The aroma is a bit heavier, with a fruity, citrusy gelato overtone accented by gassy diesel and spicy kush.

Sub zero
Feel the chill with this frosty indica that delivers icy menthol and orange with a deep, earthy backbone.

• Strain Type: Hybrid
• Flavor Profile: Menthol, Orange, Earthy
• Effects: Relaxation, Sleepy, Calm
• Best For: Nighttime unwinding
• Crosses: Oreoz x Super Boof

SubZero’s potent, frosty buds are cultivated for a clean, cool smoke that drops you into a state of pure tranquility. Grab it now and freeze your stress away tonight!

Savor the sweetness of this hybrid that bursts with juicy berry candy and a touch of creamy goodness.

• Strain Type: Hybrid
• Flavor Profile: Berry, Candy, Cream
• Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Balanced
• Best For: Casual hangouts or a tasty treat anytime
• Crosses: Berry Pie x White Runtz

Berry Runtz rolls in with sticky, colorful buds that pack a sugary punch, blending chill vibes with just the right amount of uplift. Pick this up now and enjoy a berry-sweet escape!

Sink into a sweet escape with this hybrid that fuses juicy strawberry and ripe banana notes into a smooth, fruity ride.

• Strain Type: Hybrid
• Flavor Profile: Strawberry, Banana, Candy
• Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric
• Best For: Unwinding after a long day or a chill weekend vibe
• Crosses: Strawnana x Gushers

Crafted from premium buds, Strawnana Gushers delivers a burst of flavor and a balanced high that’s a fan favorite for its uplifting yet mellow kick. Grab yours now and treat yourself to a fruity bliss session!

Get lost in this cosmic Indica that blends cool minty freshness with a funky, soapy gas twist.

• Strain Type: Indica Dominant
• Flavor Profile: Sweet Mint, Gassy, Candy
• Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Creative
• Best For: Evening vibes or a chill creative spark
• Crosses: Alien Mints x Permanent Marker

A standout cross of Alien Mints and Permanent Marker, this bud packs dense, frosty nugs with a terpene punch that’s out of this world.
Score this now and blast off into a smooth, flavorful high!

TAC=83.5%
Terps=2.185%
Sour Mints, also known as “Sour Mintz,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the tasty Sour Ripper X Kush Mints strains. Named for its amazing parentage and delightful flavor, Sour Mints is the perfect balanced treat to help you round out any day. The taste of this bud will leave your mouth watering, with a sweet and citrusy flavor accented by sharp minty tobacco and hints of spicy kush. The aroma is very similar, with a citrusy kush overtone accented by deep pungency and spicy tobacco.

Introducing Governmint Oasis, the strain that feels like a mental vacation funded by imaginary tax dollars. It’s got all the chill of a bureaucrat on a coffee break and all the freshness of mint leaves growing in a secret government garden nobody’s allowed to talk about. Flavor-wise, it’s a wild ride—cool mint meets earthy funk with a whisper of citrus and a dash of “wait, why do I feel so fancy?” The high hits like a smooth policy rollout: calm, collected, and absolutely committed to making sure you don’t do a single productive thing today.
Flavor Profile: Minty fresh • Earthy lime twist • Budget-approved funk.
Effects: Relaxed • Focus-optional • Mellow but majestic • Snack department fully activated.
Pairs Well With: Conspiracy documentaries, comfy pants, and pretending you’re on a high-level task force. Governmint Oasis – because sometimes, the best policy… is to do absolutely nothing.

Unwind naturally with our Nighttime Tincture — a calming blend of MCT oil, THC distillate, and soothing botanicals including lavender, mint, and rosemary. Designed to help quiet the mind and relax the body, this aromatic formula offers a gentle onset and smooth finish. Perfect for evening use or when you’re ready to slow down and settle in.

Product descriptions

We fused ridiculously rich dark chocolate — deep cocoa, bittersweet, silky as hell — with a rush of real peppermint oil that hits clean and cools everything down. Then we infused it with 100 mg of pure, potent THC. Snap off a square (5 mg each, 20 pieces total) and let the intense dark cocoa collide with icy mint while the high rolls in smooth, slow, and refreshing. One bite and your mouth’s in winter, your mind’s on vacation.
The ultimate late-night reset button. Kosher certified, crafted by people who treat chocolate and cannabis like art.
This isn’t a mint chocolate bar.
This is a polar plunge for your soul… followed by the warmest hug.

100 mg THC • 5 mg per piece • Dark chocolate + real peppermint freeze

About the Brand:
Here at 253, we keep it real—fire products, good vibes, and a deep love for the plant. No gimmicks, just top-quality cannabis and a crew that’s all about the culture. Roll through and see for yourself!